I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
