I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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