Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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