I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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