too bad you live with your parents still
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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