I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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