Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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