Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
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I'm passing your future prison.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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