even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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