you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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