Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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