Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
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How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs