Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH