He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.