From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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