at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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