Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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