if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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