You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Randomize
