WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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