"it" just moved
I need help removing her.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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