Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
you never un-have a 4some
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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