? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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