sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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