I'm drive I can fine osifer
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real