my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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