oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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