Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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