did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize