On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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