Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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