she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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