just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I am mentally ready for anal.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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