I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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