ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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