Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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