The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I had to cum in my sink.
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