I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting married
To pizza
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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