I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS