If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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