Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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