C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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