bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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