i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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