Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
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Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.