I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
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we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I stole a fireplace last night.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.