You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina