its not stalking. its research.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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