shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
My throat feels like a candle.
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He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Boobs are out for the taking