i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.