Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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