There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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