It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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