Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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