So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way